In the land of computers,
	junk food,
	and dumb users,
	Only Joe is awake,
	to bring order
	to losers.

	Four o'clock in the morning,
	QPR queue is stuck,
	If it wasn't for Joe,
	Man... things would've sucked...

	Mountain Dew by his side,
	He's looking for justice,
	Oh what won't he do,
	For a sip of that substance...

	At the prompt in the window,
	He quickly types "root",
	Trust me, you won't want to meet
	With his virtual boot.

	After long working spree,
	He turns on Donkey Kong.
	As the line of PC addicts
	Forms around CS bong.

	But it's all really good,
	cause it's Friday and all
	Joe will get his phat paycheck,
	so he can go to the mall.